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Thu Oct 29, 2009, 11:17 AM
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was read ing was impossible!!!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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Ok I thought this was really funny, I hope you do too.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Out tonight (rent)
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Naruto Shippuden
  • Drinking: Apple Juice lol

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Nevada
  • Interests: Music, Sports, Reading, and Writing
  • Favourite movie: Harry Potter(all of them), Naruto 1, Full Metal Alchemist
  • Favourite band or musician: Flogging Molly, AFI, Three Days Grace, Disturbed
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: to many to list
  • Favourite style of art: Anime
  • Favourite game: wwe, naruto, harry potter, and more those are just the three i could think of.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Garra (Naruto),Kankuro( Naruto), Kyo Sohma (fruits basket), Leiot Steinberg (Strait Jacket)
  • Personal Quote: There is no such thing as normal.

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Hi um, yeah. My name is Tanya i live in vegas, and thats all i'm going to say about that. :P
I know i'm not pretty but o' well

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:icontsukuyomaru-wuver42:
HIII!

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i am insane/ i love a minor character bat demon/ and i
:censored: kikio/ i :heart: sess/kag/ i:heart: chocolate and bats
:iconnightlover1:
HIII!!

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I'm random...do you have a problem with that?
Please read my story [link] I know this is cheap advertising but i realy want to know what people think.
So what if I'm a bitch. I don't care.
:icontsukuyomaru-wuver42:
:meow:

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i am insane/ i love a minor character bat demon/ and i
:censored: kikio/ i :heart: sess/kag/ i:heart: chocolate and bats
:iconnightlover1:
my computer is messed up

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I'm random...do you have a problem with that?
Please read my story [link] I know this is cheap advertising but i realy want to know what people think.
So what if I'm a bitch. I don't care.
:icontsukuyomaru-wuver42:
:(

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i am insane/ i love a minor character bat demon/ and i
:censored: kikio/ i :heart: sess/kag/ i:heart: chocolate and bats
:iconnightlover1:
sorry, :confused:

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I'm random...do you have a problem with that?
Please read my story [link] I know this is cheap advertising but i realy want to know what people think.
So what if I'm a bitch. I don't care.
:icontsukuyomaru-wuver42:
its ok

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i am insane/ i love a minor character bat demon/ and i
:censored: kikio/ i :heart: sess/kag/ i:heart: chocolate and bats
:iconnightlover1:
:confused:

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I'm random...do you have a problem with that?
Please read my story [link] I know this is cheap advertising but i realy want to know what people think.
So what if I'm a bitch. I don't care.
:icontsukuyomaru-wuver42:
:)

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i am insane/ i love a minor character bat demon/ and i
:censored: kikio/ i :heart: sess/kag/ i:heart: chocolate and bats
:iconprofessor-guy21:
No problem :D

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Life is hell life it. :la:

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