Harry Potter Yaoi Meme

Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. Harry Potter
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Severus Snape
4. Ron Weasley
5. Fred Weasley
6. George Weasley
7. Voldemort
8. Lucius Malfoy
9. Sirius Black
10. Remus Lupin
11.  James Potter
12.  Seamus Finnigan


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and I don't think I would want to read one.


2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I guess, on a scale of 1-10 I would give him a 7


3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

The world would end…. Seriously I think they would have to go in to hiding.


4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not off the top of my head, I've read a lot about him.


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Draco and Fred, I've never thought about it. But I don't think it would work,  they have different views on life, so no.


6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Fife/Nine… I think they would make each other laugh and they could work together on future products for Fred's shop.


7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eleven having sex?

He would kill them both, no questions asked.


8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Awesome^^

Remus was in love… but the person that he loved was forbidden to him. Everyday he tried to make his love see him, but never once did the other pay him any attention. Until one day when everything changed.
That's all I got for now.


9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes, I think I've seen one before.


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

O_o Um, I can't think of one, as I can't see Voldemort comforting anyone, well maybe his snake, but other than that nothing else.


11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Well here goes nothing…

~One night Harry was having one of his nightmares and decided to go to the Room of Requierments to have some alone time. Ron follows him, and slips in to the room behind him. Harry see's him there and looks for comfort from his friend. But Ron has something he wants to tell Harry, and Harry has something he wants to tell Ron. When feelings come out in to the open the night heats up, quickly.~

Wow that was longer than I thought it would be, haha.



12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know…


13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again I don't know


14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I don't think that it would be a popular paring, Draco/Ron/Fred


15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

His lovers name


16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Shakin' Hands by Nickelback


17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/George/Seamus
Threesome and maleslash


18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

I have no idea… that paring would be against the law…


19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few weeks ago


20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Twincest


21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Sober


22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Um, Voldemort?


23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

"Harry Potter and Voldemort are in a happy relationship until Sirius Black runs off with Ron Weasley. Harry Potter, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Potter and a brief unhappy affair with Seamus Finnigan, then follows the wise advice of Fred Weasley and finds true love with Severus Snape. "


24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

It wouldn't surprise me, haha. But I would still feel sick…